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Monday, July 4th, 2005
5:22 pm
The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
This morning, you should...climb onto your roof and practice your naked yodeling to passing 747s.
Then, after lunch...pretend that you are a mime on a busy street corner, and push anyone who seems to be enjoying your show into traffic.
Dinner will consist of...a random tourist you happened to run down with your car.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...find out how many things in your local supermarket will fit inside your nose.
At the height of your madness, you will calldjtodd
And the two of you will proceed to...go to a club and have a contest to see who can lick the most unwitting strangers by dawn.
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Saturday, November 6th, 2004
10:26 am
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